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How many bisexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it’s fucking cool to watch because the bisexual is invisible.
So I may have just been at Platform 9 & 3/4 in London King’s Cross Station earlier tonight at the release party for the #CursedChild and won a gift bag in a costume contest. My costume was some text I quickly drew up on my phone and tucked gently into my collar.
One said: “I left my real costume in the EU”
The other: “Harry Potter Visibility Cloak, Too busy on my Pokéquest to dress up.”
I won a Harry Potter reusable tote bag, Hogwarts school crest pin, bar of chocolate (no frogs sadly), pencil, Hogwarts Express ticket, lanyard, and a plush Hedwig! All because I am a huge troll who got a laugh or two out of the staff.